The Adventures of Rocky Raccoon

Normal flirting:	Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me:	If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

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batreaux:

i get paid in trident layers. it is not the life you would think. i cannot obtain nutrients and my wife left me. my kids have very...

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nevver:

Plunge

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geofurb:

trulydiscombobulated:

…literally.

Specifically, that’s how you roll without slipping.

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k4ii:

omg

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I seriously just want someone cute to cuddle with and lie around listening to and living out this new Best Coast album.　

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andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

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